After the Rose Podcast: Bachelor in Paradise, weeks 3-5.

A lot of serious shit has gone down these last five weeks on ABC’s hit romantic spin-off, BACHELOR IN PARADISE, although the particulars escape me. I think they’re near an ocean. I remember Megan Kruse’s sincere wish that she could improve her film literacy in order to win even more of my love, as if my love had not already reached its throbbing summit. To this I say: Megan. That wish can come true. Just put down that book and spend your whole life watching movies starting right now. Begin at section A, Vol. 1, titled: Films for little boys from the 1970s.

I’ll leave you with a fun game. Take a look at this series of pictures (via doghatesfilm.com) and see if you can match them to what we’re saying on the podcast. In this game, you are guided by a force much greater than luck.

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